$900 billion coronavirus relief bill...
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Yes, Virginia, there is pork in this COVID-19 relief bill. Likely there's more pork in the bill than is allowed by your daily food intake pyramid Pork of every type imaginable.
$134 million to Burma.
$85.5 million to Cambodia.
$1.3 billion for Egypt.
$2.5 million to count amberjack fish in the Gulf of Mexico.
$3 million in poultry production technology.
$566 million for FBI construction projects.
$505 million to Belize, Costa Rica, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, and Panama.
$40 million for the Kennedy Center in Washington, DC.
$1 billion for the Smithsonian.
$154 million for the National Gallery of Art.
These last three are venues that are not currently in operation and not open to the public.
With apologies to Porky Pig, that's not even beginning to scratch the surface of how much pork is in this bill.
This is not the type of pork fat that Emeril referred to. You can see another list of the pork in COVID Relief bill here.